Hey guys and girls! This is Strider a.k.a the hot guy (just in case you don't know which means that you are blind.), and I'm here to tell you a very important msg!
Ok, I digressed. In any case, here's the list of things to bring for your ns stuff for winston and levin. I copied it from a blog entry I posted on my class blog and putting it here in case mel, max or any other guys need to look through this next time. Well, if you have any questions feel free to call me, though you might be directed to my secretary as the supermegastar me might be busy filming with Zhang Zi Yi or other hot babes (this means you serr. OHHH, my online dedication of love) madly in love with me.
1. Toiletries. Please get bottled one...you don't know what people will do when you pick up your soap. Anyway, they do provide toiletries but those are kept in your field pack. Towel is not necessary as you will be provided with 2 green ones. But 1 will be kept in your field pack so if you feel like washing your towel once a week, its best to bring your own. They provide you with a shaver so it's ok not to be kiasu like me and bring 5 disposable ones. Hurhur...(but because naifen paid for them so I aint complaining..woohoo!!) They provide you with 2 rolls of toilet paper, but if you're like my bunk mate who shit every 5 sec, its best you bring extra cuz you'll run out.
: Toothpaste/toothbrush
: Soap/Shampoo/Facial Cleanser (and for Naifen...masks,make-up remover etc.)
: Prickly heat. (SAF provides you with powder, which I think is not as effective as that of prickly heat) Prevents foot rot. Or face rot like daniel's.
2. Undergarments. NO BOXERS AT ALL. People in my platoon wear boxers and get abrasion which is bigger than peiwen's breast..which is erm HUMONGOUS(I have great spelling. YEAHNESS!! My GP is going to get A1). I was advised to bring about 10, but if you wash daily you need about 5 or 6. Bring 7 just in case...for sebreastian..about 10 bras will do.
3. 5-6 hangers and about 10 pegs. Don't bring thin plastic hangers cuz no. 4 uniform is kinda heavy, especially when they soak the preventive-dengue thingy..
4. Washing powder and brush. Yes..its time you clean your own panties and bras sebestian.
5. Alarm clock and with erm batteries please. Waking up at 5.15 everyday is like looking at naifen. HORRIBLE. You can choose to bring a maid along in your luggage and ask her to wake you up everyday...
6. Transistor radio. Its nice listening to the radio when you are busy area cleaning/kiwing/or for naifen, sucking your buddies cock. Mind the language..you'll pick it up soon when you enter. Haha...ohh bring extra AAA batteries for the radios too. They provide you with 4 AA batteris and one of them is used for you non-working torchlight..
6. A pair of slippers. You can bring 100..its your choice...change every night and hold a fashion parade...
7. Money. You can use them if you get the chance to go e-mart and your credit hasn't arrive. $2 is a must to cut your lousy botak hair by the BIG MAMA!! You will know when you see her...Ohh and bring COINS!! You would absolutely BEG for MORE COINS after every PT lesson and you want to buy drinks from the vending machine.
8. Goggles if you cant swim without them. For the swimmers, you only need to swim one lap BREASTSTROKE for the test.(one breath and one stroke only)[they call the other divers..]
9. Nail clipper to clip off you nipples when they itch too much.
10. There is absolutely NO NEED for you to bring medication of any sort cuz there's free medicine there provided there by the un-friendly and ineffective MO. If you feel uneasy not brining anything, you might consider bringing
:Plasters. Yes you'll have blisters EVERYWHERE..
:Feng you or anything that removes the itch from the zillion of mosquito bites
:Deep heat. Bring like a truck load..you'll need it.
:Lozenges...bring 2 truck loads..you'll have sore throat EVERYDAY
:Panadol
:Cough syrup/Charcoal Pills/Eno salt are optional.
11. Stationary which include
:Scissors to circumsize yourself
:Eraser
:Pencil
:BLACK BALL-POINT PEN(s) and nothing else
:Permanent black marker...if you have bad bunk mates, your underwears will go missing...so you need to write your name everywhere...
12.Your best/girl friend's name, add, home no., hand phone no.. Find out your parents and siblings ic no., contact no. and add.
13. If you feel comfortable sleeping with bras and panties (this means you naifen) or anything else, its best to bring along.
14. BLACK TAPE is a MUST!! You need LOADS of those. This is to ensure your victim wont run away when you wanna try out SM. Scotch tape and masking tape are optional.
15. Bring a CHEAP digital watch for your runs. Something like rolex..its very reliable...
16. Bring a set of black-framed cheap specs in case you spoil them. If you cant see a SINGLE THING (if your trying out this by looking at your dick sebestian..there's nothing there to look at in the 1st place) without your specs, buy specs BAND (my sergeants refuse to let ppl use spec hooks) for your combat training.
17. Lighter and tissue paper. Start a fire in BMT and you can escape a few days of work. YEAHNESS!!
18. They provide you with a dial lock which take AGES to open..so if you trust your bunk mates which wld most likely all come from JCS for the Jan batch, get yourself the no. ones.
19. Kiwi and a brush. They will provide you with one set but you need another one for your field pack.
20. All sizes of ziplock bag, ranging from ultra-urber big to small ones for your documents (work permit for naifen who comes from Batam as a gigolo/porstitute.)
Bring about 4 each...these are for your outfields.
21. TIBITS!! Yes buy like 1 carton and sneak them in during your 1st book in cuz they wont allow them for your 2nd one. Yes eat so much and you'll grow to the size of naifen which is by the way...super big.
22. A rag and a clean cloth are necessary. It is to gag your victims and erm to clean yourself up....hurhur.
23.There's NO need to bring extra clothing cuz you'll be booking out with your no. 4 you bantak.
24. Bring extra batts for your handphone..(trust me they WILL run out) or bring a phone card. SAF provide you with 1 $3 phonecard though....but there's only ONE PUBLIC PHONE for 2 COMPANIES..which is PATHETIC.
25. Bring GAMES to kill time. My friend bought chess and we don't wanna play with him cuz he is national top 5th. Which erm...is DAMN BLOODY CRAZY. Poker cards are banned but if you can hide them properly I guess they are fine.
26. MP3 players are ok but they will ask you not to bring them for the 2nd book in. So you need to be smart and find places to hide them..like in your underwear. Hurhur...when the metal detector rings when you pass by, say your dick is made of steel...(Edit: the school i went to allowed Mp3 midway through my BMT. Just bring la, they will just safekeep it and return to you if they don't allow.)
27. Photos. Junhong..you dont need to bring 1000 albums of Audrey's photo in that red prom dress....
Thats about it!! Have fun in there k :)
P.S.For the 2 of you, I know you might feel nervous and everything. What's there to expect? What if I get bullied? Well, I was feeling pretty anxious the day before I enlist, since it was my PROM day, and I went alone.
The first day of enlistment, you need to take the Oath of Alligence, and the CSM will shout and scream at you just to make you understand who's in command. The whole situation is rather nerve-wrecking but you'll soon get used to it. You would have a final lunch with your parents, which probably would be chicken rice, and you spend the rest of the day getting fucked while getting introduced to the whole camp. Then you need to fill in personal details and stuff...
Don't worry, your sergeants and sirs are human too and they won't treat you too badly, unless you are in viper, mohawk or ninja in school 2. Then, just prepare your death will and everything. Amen.
Errr, I don't think I left out anything. Oh ya, if you can't bring all these things on the 1st day, or you forget to bring anything, you can bring it in the next book in. Don't worry la, you won't need these things urgently. Yes, for PTP batch, once you get to emart, please buy more PT singlets.
Lastly, if you need to go army market, it's at Lavender. It's in the midst of HDB flats...and next to St John's HQ. Well, if you guys need anything, just feel free to call me!!!
Strider
|