And Life Is Short

LIVE YOUR LIFE!

I'm not really a big fan of the XBOX
(go Nintendo!) but i really have to giveit to Microsoft for coming up withthis brilliant commercial.



They literally define the meaning of 'life is short'and this tv spot really sends a hilarious and atthe same time, a grim message to everyone tolive their life to the fullest, or else...

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WATCH THIS!



So, the message is crystal clear,life is short, so play more.

03 Winston

Is That A Bird?

THE DANCING BIRD

OMG! The Japanese are at it again. They'realways so wacky and weird with their outrageousand well, of course, haha... humorous acts.



Come watch this rather naughty prank playedon a girl in a gym. See how this poor lass can't help it,but be fixated on this wandering guy's... ahem!

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WATCH THIS!



I really feel sorry for the poor guy who hasto be so unfortunate to parade, especially in frontof a woman, in such a manner in public!



Ahh, the things people do in the name of humour.

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Check back on The Clog for more intriguing Japamania exclusives!
21 Vincent

When Moms Sing

TO ALL THE MOMS

Yes, and so today is Mother's Day, but even thoughwe give thanks to their dedication to us kids, we don'treally know all the shit that they have to go through.

Well, American comedian Anita Renfoe, a motherherself, was kind enough to compose a wonderful songaccompanied by the William Tell Overture tohelp shed some light on the woes of our moms.



A humorous take on mother's daily life and what shewould say in a 24-hour period, condensed into roughly3 minutes. Not an easy feat, but hell this woman didit and was she great or what? I dedicate this clip toall the moms out there. Happy Mother's Day.

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SONG PICK!



The Mom Song has been a huge online phenomenonwith more than 7 million views on YouTube witha full 5-star rating and even being featured onvarious talk shows. Now, imagine that.

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LYRICS QUOTE:

Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three Get a job, get a life, get a PHD Get a dose of, "I don't care who started it! You're grounded until you're 36"

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Haha, seriously speaking, the wholesong is just like a one-way train ridethrough nagville. The Horror! Ack!
17 Serene

Personifying Singapore

LET'S IMAGINE!

What if one day, Singapore becomes areal-life talking and walking person, howwould you imagine her to be like?



Would you depict her as a an over-the-top kiasu,or perhaps a damn nosey kay-poh and maybe evenqualities we have yet to discover about ourselves.



Here's three viewpoints from three of our localartistes on what Singapore were to be like should shebe human, hosted by the ever hilarious Mr. Miyagi.

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WATCH THIS!



MOTHERLAND: In the first episode, Irene Ang takeson the role of Singapore herself, a mother who is bent on
teaching her daughter a lesson that she will never forget.



STAR: In the second episode, Beatrice Chia chooses toplay a secondary character instead, as a film director who
provides counselling & advice to Singapore, the actor.



LASTING LOVE: In the final episode, Chuan Enlai takes
on a challenging dual role as Singapore and the boy who was
raised by her as he reminisces good old times & memories.

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Haha! They act real well don't they? I personallylike the bit done by Irene Ang, she's a natural!



So,who do you think best personifies Singapore?

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To watch other similiar hilarious podcasts,
go and visit http://www.miyagi.sg/ today!

03 Winston

Not Another Teen Movie

SO DAMN FUNNY!

I remember when i was 14 when i watchedmy first R(A) movie. Haha. It was titled Not Another Teen Movie which i actuallysmuggled in from the U.S. Shh...



It's probably one of the funniest shit i'veever watched, definitely much better thanthe likes of Epic Movie or Scary Movie.

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DID YOU KNOW?

The plot of the movie basically revolves aroundparodies of teen movies which have accumulatedin Hollywood over the last few decades.



Here's a video clip of some of themost hilarious parts in the movie!Watch it at your own discreetion!

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WATCH THIS!


And to end it off, my favourite part ofthe entire movie, the broadway sequence
where everyone starts to sing out loud!

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SONG PICK!



This song has probably got oneof the best lyrics ever written.
"I'm only in this song cos i'm a black guy!"

It's seriously damn funny lah!

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Erm, ok, i'm going too far,that's enough for now.

03 Winston

Laughing It Out Loud

AHEM!

Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls,i'm proud to introduce the funniestman in town, Russell Peters!



I remember i was introduced to him when iwas 17 and trust me, i couldn't stop laughingand was totally addicted to this particularstand-up comedy show of his. Haha.



It's superbly hilarious and fantastically tickling!He just has all the elements a joker needs to have!
Trust me on this man, he's really good, evenDerek agrees, right blackie? :)



So, watch it. It's a 'lil lengthy, 'bout 45 mins,but its totally worth your time, 'cause you won'teven have time to take a short break from all thelaughing & chuckling..... the jokes never end!!

Here's his video: ENJOY!!!

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WATCH THIS!


For more information on Russell Peters,just log on to http://www.russellpeters.com/

Hope you had a good laugh!

05 Jane

Animals Can Sing

ANIMALS WHAT?

OMG! When i saw the words, AnimalIdol staring at me from my screen,i knew i just had to click on it.



Well, i guess we humans aren't the only onesvying for pop super stardom too! The animals don'tliterally sing of course, more of mews and howlings,but nevertheless, it's seriously cute stuff.



So, move over Singapore Idol,Animal Idol is here! Rawr!

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WATCH THIS!



Heh. Even though Simon's a rabbitnow, his tongue is still as sharp as a blade.Some things just never change. Haha

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To vote for your favourite AnimalIdol contestant, do what the videosays la! I vote Little Golden!

03 Winston

COR - Derek Goes Spastic

READY & ACTION!

As much as we love cam-whoring,
we spend a sinfully equal amount oftime in front of the camcorder.

So, in the spirit of sharing,we'll be featuring some of our mostrandom videos every now & then.

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CLIQ-O-RAMA!

Episode 001: Derek Goes Spastic

We took this shot at Vi'lage! It'sjust three guys & a girl staringinto the lenses, until...



Heh. You weren't expectingthat weren't you? Yes, Dereksure loves being a retard.

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Check back on The Clog for more exclusive Cliq-o-rama episodes!

03 Winston

ED08 - Saving Planet Earth

HEY GUYS!

Just to do my little part for Earth Day,let me introduce to you a dear friend of minewho has kindly given us some of his time toshare some tips on saving Planet Earth!

SUPER POWER BLOKE



is here to present to you...

5 WAYS TO SAVE PLANET EARTH!
(so you'd better start scribbling 'em down!)

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WATCH THIS!



Now, go! It's about time you be thehero you really are and start saving theworld, one light switch at a time!

Edison

JJL - Blondie Goes To The Bar

HAVE A LAUGH!

Alright guys, we're so going to drown youwith the most lamest jokes and wittiestriddles you've probably never heard of!



So hey, be a good sport and give it a shot!

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JOKE OF THE DAY:

Q: Why did the blonde bring her ladder to the bar?
Haha...

PS: This is my very 1st entry.

No.1
Mr President

IE: Food Court Musical

LET ME ASK YOU!

What would you do if you were having lunch oneday at a kopitiam when suddenly some food stallauntie starts singing like there's no tomorrow?



And then, worse lagi, the cleaner uncle startsjoining in and and guess what happens when a burlycisco guard decides to comes by and investigate?



Wait! I don't want to spoil the fun, sogo on and watch the video clip belowand be wonderfully entertained!

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WATCH THIS!



Well, there you go, a broadway musical matineeright smack in the most unlikely place you'll everimagine, well at least if it's in Singapore i guess.



I tell you, if i was the customer who wasabout to buy a drink from the counter girl just before she croons for a napkin, i sweari would probably pee in my pants!


But, anyhow, much kudos to to the amazing teamfor such a delightful surprise, flawlessly executed.

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WAIT, IMPROV WHO?

Improv Everywhere! They are actuallyan unorthodox comedy group based in NewYork City, formed in 2001 by Charlie Todd.



Its slogan is "We Cause Scenes," which the group lives upto by executing non-demeaning pranks in public places.

The events ("missions") organized by the groupare often considered flash mobs, but the group wasestablished way before the idea even came about.
Visit http://www.improveverywhere.com/to find out more about their escapades!

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CHECK THIS OUT!

Here are two earlier clog posts onImprovEverywhere. You can clickHERE and HERE to view them!

Winston

Spin Odyssey Exposé

ONE FINE DAY

Melvin was walking along the underpassleading up to the esplanade when hecame across an advertorial:



Is it me or does the person in the centre lookuncannily similar to our dearest Winston?
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HAHA!

Just really couldn't resist taking apicture of it to share with you guys.
melvin

Crazy About Monkeys (Part Four)

DID YOU KNOW?

Monkeys are our closest primaterelatives on this planet and just like ushumans, they are equally intelligent.



Well, today i'm going to introduce you to Pan-Kun!He is a well-loved Chimpanzee hailing from Japanand is famous for his very own TV shows!



Most of the segments feature him andhis bulldog friend, James, embarking on avariety of "human" tasks, like buying groceries,planting a rice paddy, or catching insects.



Here are the last two videos of Pan-Kun andJames i have on their fun-lovin' adventures.

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WATCH THIS!





Perhaps, dogs are monkey's best friends too...

Vincent

Of Girls And Humour

HEY ALL!
Today i'm going to introduce youto Anjelah Nicole Johnson!



What's So Special About Her?

Well, she did a stand up comedy on Comedy Time,and guess what, her "Visit To The Nail Salon" wasso well-received, MadTV invited her to join them!

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This is Anjelah's welcome performance onMadTV's showcase. Go on, get your nails done.

Edison

We've Fooled You!

BOO-YA!

Well, i think my ploy for an april fool'sjoke backfired and you guys weren't fooled onebit! I guess it was rather obvious hor? Haha!

Click on the image below to visit the bogus clog.



Well, The Clog is officially back up and everything'sback to the way it should be. It's gonna be an awesomeApril and we'll definitely keep the entries coming!

And oh yes! Thank you for playing along.

...and i'll try harder next year.

Winston

How I Met Britney

HEY GUYS, MEET ABBY!



Yes, the rumour mills are correct for once!
Britney's been casted in the comedy"HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER".



She plays the character of an adminclerk and this is the first time I've actuallyseen Britney acting, albeit several movieroles, and I totally loved it.



She's like this cute girl in the show whohas a crush on a guy, Ted. Haha, watch the video.Sorry I couldn't get the whole episode, but this isBritney in all her scenes. She's really cute.



FYI: This is Britney's most recent performance. So I guesswe can expect her coming back "HOT AS ICE" for all of us.

Britney, I love you!

Edison

Britney In The Freezer!

SHE'S BACK!

Britney's latest music video releaseof the uber stunning song "Break The Ice"is now available on youtube.com!


So if you were thinking if she looked fat orskinny, I'm glad to say, she's very slim this time.However, I'm very disappointed to say, it's BritnimeSpears (Britney + Anime = Britnime).



"Break The Ice" rocks, butBritnime?! (Pronouced: Breed-ni-may)

Unidentified sources claimed that Britney hasbeen kept locked in her own house because hercompany insisted on her seeking professionalhelp from a West Virginia based psychiatrist!
FYI: This is the utmost ridiculous claimfrom fairly intelligent unidentified sources.

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Like what Britney's No. 1 fanonce said, "Leave Britney alone!"



Britney's company made a really bad choice comingup with Britnime. It reminds people of how Britney isunable to perform in her current state of mind. I seriously think Britnime should be kept in the freezer instead.



It's Britney, bitch. Not Britnime.
Edison

Crazy About Monkeys! (Part Three)

DID YOU KNOW?

Monkeys are our closest primaterelatives on this planet and just like ushumans, they are equally intelligent.



Well, today i'm going to introduce you to Pan-Kun!He is a well-loved Chimpanzee hailing from Japanand is famous for his very own TV shows!



Most of the segments feature him andhis bulldog friend, James, embarking on avariety of "human" tasks, like buying groceries,planting a rice paddy, or catching insects.



Here are more videos of Pan-Kun andJames on their fun-lovin' adventures.

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WATCH THIS!





Perhaps, dogs are monkey's best friends too...

Vincent

MAD-ness TV

DID YOU KNOW?

MADtv (sometimes mistakenly spelled Mad TV)is an American sketch comedy television seriesbased on the humor magazine, Mad.



Some of their more outrageously humorousand more well-known sketches include Miss Swan,Bunifa Latifah and their ever-famous parodies!



Well, here are a few video clips directfrom MADtv! Laugh it out guys!

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WATCH THIS!



MADtv - Flashlights



MADtv - Sex Face



MADtv - Oral Sex

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Don't you just love MAD?
Anonymous

Vocals Out Of This World

HEY GUYS!

Check this Russian dude out, he hasthe sickest range i have ever heard froma guy. This song sounds almost Satanic!



Meet Vitas, the russian opera singerwith possibly the sickest voice ever.



And just in case you people got scaredand peed in your pants while watching thatscary video, do watch this one here.
I'll guarantee a few good laughs.

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BUT DO NOT CHEAT!
Watch the original video first,or you'll spoil the fun, cause youwon't be able to get the joke :D



;)

Love Always,
Nicole