Of Godzilla And UFOs

AHHHHHHH!!!!! It's
GODZILLA!
Run for your lives!



The JAPANESE obviously have too much timeon their hands to squabble about the most ridiculous matterspertaining to their "national security"

For the past week, a debate overFLYING SAUCERS

has ensued among local politicians,keeping most top officials ensnared.
Apparently, the debacle started whenopposition politicians demanded that the governmentconfirmed the existence of unidentified flying objectsand whether Japan would be able to defend itselfshould an alien invasion really occur.
This drew an immediate response fromthe Chief Cabinet Secretary
NOBUTAKA MACHIMURA

who personally believed in the existence of outer beingsand well, let's just say the rest is history.
And more humorously,the Minister of DefenceSHIGERU ISHIBA


also vowed to send out the armyshould Godzilla or any UFOswere to go on a rampage.

And what aboutJapanese Prime Minister,YASUO FUKUDA?

So far, he has kept mum,only mentioning that he has yet toconfirm the existance of the UFOs.

And as the debacle ensues,most Japanese go about their daily lives,and as for ruling party lawmaker
TOSHIHIRO NIKAI,he commented un-enthrallingly,
"GIMME A BREAK!"

Winston
This is by far the post that took me the longest time to create (6 hours) and also the lamest one! Hopefully, this will be the last of it's kind. Haha!