Napoleon Of The Sea

Numbers of the NAPOLEON WRASSE havedeclined 80% in the last two decades, lareglybecause it's every fisherman's WET DREAM!



This toxic fish-munching hermaphrodite dineson box fish and sea urchins and changes fromfemale to male when it reaches sexual maturity.
SO, WHAT ABOUT THIS FISH?

It's bloody 2.3 metres long, so it's easy to locate,
it's a whopping 200 kilos, so it's easy to corner,
it's extremely friendly, so it's easy to catch,
it's an asian delicacy, so it's easy to sell.

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A plate of this delicacy can cost punters up to $450,meaning a full grown NAPOLEON WRASSEcan fetch a hefty $60,000.



With such a price tag, to HELL with my life,i'll get myself a spanking new fishing rodand i'm off to fish in the OCEAN!

I WISH!

This fish is endangered and it's time people stopfishing them to endangerment! Like PANDAS andKOMODO DRAGONS, they deserve protection too.
I guess McDonald's Fish Fillet is good enough!
Winston